

Here is a record with several parallels with my previous posting of the 3rd Epicycle EP. First, a few obvious similarities- both are on the same label; both came out in 1980; both bands were from suburbs outside Chicago; and both have three songs. After digging around the information superhighway, I found out that the band members were of high school age, also like Epicycle who were youngins when their records came out too. The other coincidental similarity I find is that both EP's have one good song; one boring, sappy song; and one "punked out" tune.
On the Identity Crisis EP that song would of course be Born To Be A Bozo which is less than :30 seconds long and is over before you know it. A piss take to fill up some space on the record, I think. This song was included on the wonderful 2001 comp No One Left To Blame but I am kind of confused why 'cuz it’s so short and its teen punk vibe doesn't stand as tall against some of the powerful cuts on that comp like Strychnine's Jack The Ripper. Maybe said comper(s) just wanted to show off that they had the record or somethin (?), because in 2001 not many people knew of or remembered Identity Crisis. I did not really know of them until their comp appearance and I wonder if, due to the boring looking black and white cover, I passed it over during my heyday of finding KBD-ish records for $2 or $3 in the mid 90's. Perhaps...
Nowadays, thanks to their comp appearance, most people know the band because the guitar player was none other than Kim Thayil, who went on to fame and fortune as the noodler (and hair farmer extraordinaire) for Soundgarden. Also of note- and related- is that the band's bass player was John Pavitt, brother of Bruce Pavitt who did Sub Pop zine that started at the tail end of the 70's and of course became Sub Pop the label by the mid 80's. Hmmm, wonder how Soundgarden ended up doing their first few records on there...
This is not a favorite record of mine or somethin but I haven't seen it posted elsewhere, plus I was kind of thinking about the band after posting the 3rd Epicycle EP, so here it is. Pretty Feet has some strong pounding drumming that catches your attention, and some good guitar strumming too. But the somewhat nasally, teen punk singing style of John Ross is not really my thing. Especially on the second track which kind of meanders along musically while the singer tries to croon out a ballad or somethin. Yawn. But the last track saves the record as we all know.
Pretty Feet.mp3
Overtime.mp3
Born To Be A Bozo.mp3
ENDNOTES
Music aside, something of note for me in Identity Crisis is that they had a black member in drummer Joe Zake and for years I have always been interested in hearing punk-ish bands with black members. I could go into an essay-length rant so more on that at another time. The completely awesome print ‘zine Roctober- which I have read for years and am still excited to see a new issue of each time it comes out!- ran an article back in 2002 called "Black Punk Time" which set out to document all members of punk/new wave bands since the late 70's who were black. Of course the article was right up my alley and fed into my trainspotter / history buff side. The original article continued to evolve and the online version has had various updates / clarifications added over the years (including by me). Many KBD-ish bands and HC bands with black members are mentioned like the Haskels, Controllers, Cult Heroes, Pure Hell, Dead Kennedys, YDI, Major Conflict, etc. But the article purposely casts a broad net to include "new wave" and more mainstream stuff like Haircut 100(!?), Bus Boys (and even mentions The Village People's cartoonish, fake punk song Food Fight! Nice!). A great read, and Identity Crisis are even mentioned in Part 2 of the online article.
Identity Crisis was from the Chicago 'burb Park Forest which is about 30 miles due South of the city limits (and is so far South that it's only about 10 miles West of the Indiana border). I consider it one of them far-out 'burbs from where I live and I never really make it out that way. Park Forest is an example of how Chicago burbs LOVE to include "Park" in their names- you've got Park Forest, Forest Park, Park Ridge, Franklin Park, Oak Park, Orland Park, Highland Park, and on and on. The area burbs also are very fond of including "Forest" in their name, which adds some dramatic nature-related imagery that doesn't always pan out in reality, but that's another topic. And it gets confusing sometimes if you're not familiar with these parts- case in point: Park Forest is a far Southern suburb while Forest Park is a Western suburb and on an opposite grid about 40 miles away from Park Forest. LOL!


Here is an interesting, unique "out of the box" EP from Texas, the state has been spawning interesting, unique records for years. I can't say "decades" because all those awe-inspiring 60's garage punk records from Texas (Green Fuz, Bad Girl, 1523 Blair et al et al) were churned out almost 50 years ago so I guess "a half century" would be more fitting when describing Texas' unique contributions to rock n' roll. And that's not even counting the 50's. And where do we even start when talking about all the memorable Texas records from the late 70's and early 80s?!
I had never heard of the Scarecrows until 2005 when the third track on this EP, Joe's Problem, was included on the last-great-vinyl-comp-before-blogs-took-over, 2005's Staring Down The Barrel LP. Thanks to said compilers of that record for piquing my curiosity in this band (and many other then-unknowns for that matter). This EP is rather rare- I have no idea on pressing size but the handful of copies that have sold have gone for between $222 and $385 in the past year and a half. And thanks again to The Nooch for hooking me up with this entire EP last Summer!
Now if having rock in your punk is not your thing then I don't know if you’re going to dig the Scarecrows EP. 'Cuz most of it is not by-the-numbers, KBD-ish punk. 'Specially that second track, the instrumental song that I think the record could have down without. But I think 3 out of the 4 songs on the EP are great, unique ditties. They might not be cookie-cutter punk and the band plays at a slower, mid-tempo-ish pace instead of the full-throttle pace we all pound our fists for but the songs have a sense of depression and desperation that is definitely punk. And the amateur playing definitely shares a kinship with punk bands too.
The
most memorable thing about the Scarecrows EP for me is the lead
singer's voice and the lyrics- I usually dig singers with a thick Texas
twang/drawl and this one's got it in spades. And he really sets a dreary mood, me thinks. The leadoff track, (I Don't Wanna Be No) Dust In The Corner, sets the tone for the rest of the record. It's
a great one about not wanting to be like everyone else, which must have
been kind of hard in Texas, Houston no less which was a corporate,
conformist, jock-ish place in the early 80's especially. I love when the singer talks about the radio and says: "What's all that garbage on the radio? They'd like to announce they've got nothing to announce". Very memorable line. And the chorus is rather anthemic too. An even more unique tune is the last one, "Bellboy", which is the only "I hate my hotel job" song in punkdom that I know of. Unique delivery with the lyrics on this one when he pretends to be a demanding hotel patron ordering around the poor bellboy. And
some fine sloppy playing- just check that awesome no-talent guitar
break (solo?!?) at the 1:11 mark that comes out of nowhere and is rather
cringe-inducing. Nice! Make sure you're not
driving when the guitar break comes on or you might lose control of the
steering wheel and get in an accident. I'd love to hear the backstory that inspired this song.
Or ANY back stories related to the Scarecrows- D.E. McKenzie, or any other old members, where are you now in 2012?? Please leave some comments if you're reading this or if you knew or remember the band. Did the band play out much? If so, was it with any Houston-area punk bands? Any flyers or other gig listings exist? Or were The Scarecrows a studio-only project? Or maybe even a one-man-band type of thing??? I am full of speculations 'cuz I am turning up nothing on the interwebs.
The third track, and the one with the "punkiest guitar" on the record, Joe's Problem, is a great hypnotic tune and the catchiest one on the disc. Great
lyrics and vocals again, and I laugh when they reference Pet Rocks in
the song- middle-aged people like myself totally remember that silly
"toy" that was disturbingly huge for a while (no, I did NOT have one as a
kid). The sloppy musicianship on this tune is awesome,
especially those teeth-gnashing, shit rock-ish guitar breaks, the first
one of which is at the :40 second mark. Yikes. Some awesome stumbling drums (a la Texas compatriots Vast Majority) nicely complement the guitar breaks. Classic.







MYSTERY SONG #1 SOLVED!
NO TREND "TEEN LOVE"
Is Mystery Song #1 by the Crap Detectors? You tell me
About 15 years ago, before the BTX reissue of it came out, someone taped me the then-super rare Crap Detectors Victims of The Media LP. But on that cassette, just before that LP started, was the below unlabeled song and I have never known- or taken the time to figure out- what the heck the name of this song was or who did it. It's a pretty good, post-punky, depressing track with some hypnotic guitar noise. The long tale told during the song climaxes with a car crash. Most of the lyrics lot are voiced-over and are not even sung at all. It's about 6:30 in length, which is well past the attention span of those of us who are used to and prefer songs under 2:36, but it moves along nicely. It could well be a mid-to-late 80's song by the Crap Detectors but I have not taken the time to listen to anything past their first LP from 1980 so I am not familiar with most things they did. It is "Teen Love" by No Trend- thanks for solving this mystery, Bruce!So I thought, why not post it to the blog and see if any of you sleuths out there can tell me who this is and any other details about the song (what record it's from, year, etc). The people who regularly visit the site are an intelligent and well-rounded lot of folks with a deep knowledge of KBD-ish obscurities based on the fact that you all have helped eliminate very rare stuff off of my want list over the years (and especially this past Summer- thanks again!).
Give it a listen, and post a comment and help me out if you can with any info. Thanks in advance.
Mystery Song #1 No Trend- Teen Love
MYSTERY SONG #2
This great comp is the home of Mystery Song #2
While we're on the subject of mystery tracks, in very late 2001 Chuck Warner put out a great CD-R comp called Stragglers #1 that gathered together tracks that were added on to revised editions of his H2D-related comp series (H2D, Homework, Messthetics and Teenline). As a bonus, though, were some tracks NOT on any of his other great alphabetically-arranged volumes from various series. One of these tracks was the Ducky Boys ' supremely thuggy "Mercenary"- blown away was me! It was supposed to be on a planned "Letter D" volume of HypedToDeath (#71, perhaps?) but the big lawsuit happened a year later in 2003 and that kinda put an end to the initital incarnation of Chuck's label. The Stragglers #1 comp also introduced me to Nick Pagan, as "You Are Nothing" was included, and it was another standout track. I digress; to my point- Stragglers had a mystery track from an unlabeled cassette that he unearthed in a trash can at Boston’s legendary Rat club in the early 80's. It's a great catchy, melodic-yet-driving song, and I wonder if 10 years later, now that a large amount of musical knowledge has been shared over the information superhighway, if anyone now knows who the hell it is. Again, any info would be appreciated on this song too- thanks.
Mystery Song2 ("Keep Thinking of You"??) (From Stragglers #1 comp CD-R)
And here's Chuck Warner's original liner notes about this song:
ORIGINALLY POSTED ON MAY 31, 2011
NICK PAGAN "THIS IS NOT A TEST" 4-SONG 7"EP (COLUMBIA, SC- OUTRAGE, 1979)
Here is a very cool record from a state which is kind of a "KBD desert", if you will: South Carolina. Other Southern states like Louisiana and Florida produced many great, well-known records in the KBD era but the states which lie between and around Louisiana and Florida- namely Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and both Carolinas South and North- did not produce a lot of similar ripping sounds. Of course Atlanta had the great Kris Methe and The Mistakes EP and North Carolina had the barnstorming Village Pistols single. But beyond that, I have to refer to the Collector Scum discography to even REMEMBER what other discs came out from those Southern states in the late 70's and early 80's pre-hardcore days. Same for South Carolina- um, beyond the Nick Pagan EP I can only name a few discs, which I only know by name and have never even heard. I know some people in the state's other major city, Charleston, and I have travelled there in the past and I know of no, nadda, not ONE KBD disc from that city at all.
Nick Pagan's hometown of Columbia, South Carolina is a college town, with the most well-known school there being the University of South Carolina. College towns were/are sometimes known for producing great bands with members either being college students or the kids who live in town (aka "the townies"), who loathe condescending college kids and then channel that hate- many times with great result- into their music. Er, not Columbia in the late 70's. Or, maybe there were more great bands, but they never sat foot in the studio and committed their best stuff to vinyl (?). You tell me.
Good thing Nick Pagan DID commit his best stuff to vinyl! This is not a four-song EP with one highlight, all four songs are great! Nick and his backing band Nervous Tension (more on them later) churned out a energetic, out-of-the-box, unique-sounding mix of organ-driven punk that I really like. Nick has a great, kinda gruff singing style and pounds the keys in just the right amount. The organ is not overwhelming and doesn’t drown out the great guitar noodling (as I've found happens with a lot of other organ-infused punk!). Very catchy and very hummable (even whistle-able at times!) ditties- the first track, "Madison Avenue", is the fastest-paced tune and might be my favorite track. "You Are Nothing" is great and I have been digging it ever since it was on the Stragglers #1 comp CD about 10 years ago on the Hyped To Death label (thanks, Chuck Warner, or I may have not have otherwise ever been clued off to Nick Pagan!). Side 2 starts with "I'll Never Tell" which is a nice head-bobber and kinda funky yet still driving. They slow things down a bit for the closer and get a bit more introspective on "This Is Not A Test"- me likes the nice guitar growl and organ interplay. And Nick's voice gets a little gruffer on this track which is a perfect touch. It’s funny, for all these years I have usually never been into punk with organs but on this nifty EP I am all over it.
According to a comment Mr. Pagan left on the Collector Scum site, the EP was "recorded, mixed and mastered in 6 hours with a gospel music engineer that I picked at random from the phone book. I sold them at a record store near the University I attended and a few at shows of The Fanatics (the band I formed with different guys early in 1980.)" This reaffirms again to me that the best records are almost always done in a similar quick "let's get it done!" manner. No multiple recording sessions, no retakes, no overthinking- a few tries in the space of a few hours and it's a wrap! Let's mix it and then get it to the pressing plant!
After this EP, Nick Pagan formed a new band called the Fanatics who, in 1981, released a split EP with- oddly enough- his old backing band, Nervous Tension. I am now dying to hear this record, someone please help me out here! It is quite rare and I can't spare the $100+ this thing has sold for in the past. [As an update Nick Pagan himself provided me some rips of the 3 Fanatics songs from that record (thanks!), as well as another treat, which I will get up here soon. But I still need the Nervous Tension tracks from that split EP.]
Madison Avenue.mp3
You Are Nothing.mp3
I Will Never Tell.mp3
This Is Not A Test.mp3
ENDNOTES
In putting this post together, I found out some interesting info and some funny stuff too. On the funny side, when you throw Nick Pagan into Google, most of the search results are for this self-help named Nick Pagan who believes in- get ready- "Fundamental Insights Into Better Living". LOL! Other Google results are mostly horseshit that have nothing to do with Nick Pagan from South Carolina. But I did come across a MySpace page for the Nick Pagan from South Carolina. According to his MySpace bio, he currently lives in Vienna, Austria and between 1995 and 2002 played in The Changelings, a self-described "ethereal/neo-classical/electronica/ world music quintet". And Discogs has an artist page for Nick Pagan that lists all of his stuff since the early 90’s and has a cute little picture of him.
And there is a YouTube clip with Nick Pagan and The Fanatics circa 1980. The clip originated with local Columbia station Channel 10 doing a news report on the local "New Wave" scene (of course they didn't dare utter the dreaded, scary "P" word when referring to things). A reporter travelled to a club called Von Henmon's and we see Nick on stage with The Fanatics. He totally plays up to the camera crew while pounding away on the keys and looks to be quite a showman. At the :29 mark in the video, the band plays a song called "Dream The Impossible Dream" which, incidentally, is not on the Fanatics / Nervous Tension split EP. Then at the 2:07 mark they play a cover of the theme song from the old 1960's Spider Man cartoon. Maybe not the band's best stuff that night but TV stations usually don't. Um, my favorite part of this video though is the stiff dancing at the :30 second mark- yikes! Then at the :47 second mark we have a Nick Nolte lookalike with the classic late 70’s bushy moustache. Classic!
JOHNNY'S "SPY FOR YOUR LOVE" 3-SONG 7"EP (LOS ANGELES, CA- OWN LABEL, 1979)
Sorry, no image available! I could not find any
archived listings on Popsike either- has a copy
never sold on eBay??
This record totally was unknown to me until about a month ago when a kind gentleman provided some mp3's (thanks again!), and I have listened to it a lot of times since then. Well, at least the first two songs- although kinda raw, the record has an underlying pop structure but I find the last song too poppy. I am usually not a big fan of poppy stuff but the leadoff track, "Spy For Your Love", is so-damn-catchy. It's also rather quirky with the prominent DIY-ish organ playing that has me hooked and has a nice driving pace. While listening to it makes me think of the great Nick Pagan EP in some ways (but let me say I think the Nick Pagan disc is better). The second track, "Happiness Is High Speed", is just that- a less than 2 minute, in-your-face song played at a fast "race-to-the-finish line" pace for the most part- very nice! The song slows down a bit during the semi-wimpy chorus parts but then the chunky bass kicks in and puts it back on the fast track. Nice quick guitar solo too.
I couldn’t find out much about the band (you try Google-ing "Johnny’s"!) but this record is listed in the Collector Scum SoCal discography. And please know that the band name is not a typo- it is a possessive noun and not plural as you would assume. The Johnny's listing on Collector Scum reveals a scan amount about the band- apparently the disc came in a stamped sleeve that, according to reviewer Marty Rips, has a "ridiculous hype message". Anyone have a scan of it so I can see what it looks like and says? Mr. Rips also thinks it is "almost completely a pop record, with only a slight punk edge". My ears hear something different because, while I do think the record is based around pop, it has WAY more of a punk edge especially on a track like "Happiness Is High Speed". To each his own, eh. Collector Scum also briefly mentions that one of the Johnny's went on to form some 80's band called Wire Train. In quickly scanning through sites about Wire Train it looks like that dude was Kevin Hunter. When I dug a little deeper, it turns out that Mr. Turner was, before The Johnny's, in the awesome Snotpuppies whose two tracks on 1993's KBD #13 were highlights to a great comp. Er, by the way, anyone got the complete Snotpuppies demo circa 1978? It's been on my want list on this site for quite a while now.
Spy For Your Love.mp3
Happiness Is High Speed.mp3
Stuck On Her.mp3